
The Avalon boat. Sixteen knots all day, shade on the bridge, a swim step the harbor seals have opinions about.
$340.00 / hr · exact, not “from”
Newport Harbor · Catalina Island
A charter boat out of Newport Harbor that prints its itinerary to the minute and its total to the dollar, before you step aboard.
Jetty to jetty, great-circle: 26.7 nm to Avalon · 32.7 nm to Two Harbors · sunset tonight 7:06 PM

The fleet
Every card prints the number the itinerary is computed from — cruise speed — and the number the ledger is computed from — the hourly. No boat on this page has a star rating, because stars are bought and knots are measured.

The Avalon boat. Sixteen knots all day, shade on the bridge, a swim step the harbor seals have opinions about.
$340.00 / hr · exact, not “from”

The fast crossing. Twenty-two knots turns the channel into an hour and a quarter — you pay for it at the fuel dock, and the ledger says exactly how much.
$265.00 / hr · exact, not “from”

The slow way, on purpose. Eight knots under power, better when the wind fills in — whether it does is the sea's call, which is why that promise is printed in blue.
$295.00 / hr · exact, not “from”
fuel $0.00 — it plugs into a wallThe harbor at five knots, you at the wheel, fuel line reading $0.00 because it plugs into a wall. It does not go to Catalina: 26.7 nautical miles at five knots is five hours twenty minutes each way, and that arithmetic is the whole reason this note exists.
$115.00 / hr · exact, not “from”
The house signature
Pick the trip, the boat, and when you cast off. The left sheet is the clock — computed from the distance and the boat’s real cruise speed, held against tonight’s actual sunset. The right sheet is the money — every line the dock will ever ask of you, printed before you give anyone your name.
Glowworm sits this one out: 26.7 nautical miles at 5 knots is 5 hr 20 min each way. Its ocean is the harbor.
The minutes · September 9
The dollars · nothing waiting at the dock
Fictional prices on a fictional boat — the mechanism is what’s for sale. A real operator plugging in real rates gets the same honesty for free.


Where we go
Distances are great-circle, computed from chart coordinates and rounded to a tenth — jetty to jetty, not marketing to marketing. The crossing time is that number divided by your boat’s speed. There is no other math.
What the channel keeps
Anything printed in this blue is the sea’s decision, not ours — that’s the rule everywhere on this page. Here is what the San Pedro Channel actually keeps to, checkable against any whale-watch log in the county.
southbound to Baja, northbound with calves
krill runs off the shelf edge
passing through, no appointments kept
pods in the hundreds; still not a promise
The rules of the house
A fictional boat has no customers, so this page shows none — and neither should a real one show stars it bought. What we can show you is the arithmetic: the itinerary, the burn, the total. Those don't need five stars to be true.
Gray whales pass December through April, blues June through October, dolphins most days — that's the calendar, and it's printed below. Whether they surface next to you is the sea's business. Anyone who guarantees wildlife is selling you the aquarium.
If the captain calls the crossing off for wind or swell, the trip moves or the money comes back — all of it. A schedule kept against the sea's advice isn't service, it's a liability with a brochure.
“From $340” is the first line of a bill you haven't seen. The planner below prints the whole bill — boat, captain, fuel at the posted dock price, cleaning, and the gratuity line nobody warns you about — before you give anyone your name.
The credential
Six passengers or more for hire requires a USCG Master's credential, not a confident friend with a boat. Soundline's captain holds licence #000000 — zeroed, because this company is fictional. A real captain's credential can be verified with the Coast Guard, and a real operator should invite you to do it.
USCG Master 100 GT · Licence #000000